I see a lot of lame chess-related advertising in the legal field-- I could fill this blog with examples. But this one was particularly funny. Granted, we don't know what White played, but I would say that 1...P-KB3 is generally the absolute worst possible opening move. I've seen it once, naturally followed by 2...P-KN5 3.Q-R5#. I also like the man's "Thinker" pose-- as if 1...P-KB3 is the fruit of some deep, sophisticated reflection.